Things I learned as a Mama #4

It is possible to have a full pantry, a full refrigerator and a full freezer and STILL have nothing to eat.

Things I learned as a Mama #4

With some starch and a steam iron, you can make an old five dollar bill look crisp and new...

Things I learned as a Mama #2

From the time a baby is born, you look forward to that day when you reach the holy grail and they are "potty trained."  Little do you know that you then enter the ultra glamorous period known as "Maaaamaaa, I POOPED!!!  Come and wipe my bottom!!!!" 

Reminds me of that scene in Coming to America where Eddie Murphey's character has a body servant to do just that...

Things I learned as a mama #1

You really can have great sex in 5 minutes flat with a child calling your name from the other room...