Things I learned as a Mama #2

From the time a baby is born, you look forward to that day when you reach the holy grail and they are "potty trained."  Little do you know that you then enter the ultra glamorous period known as "Maaaamaaa, I POOPED!!!  Come and wipe my bottom!!!!" 

Reminds me of that scene in Coming to America where Eddie Murphey's character has a body servant to do just that...